Dear LJ,

Your fail has progressed beyond irritating and reaching epic levels of "Where the fuck are my notifications?" and you will note, I am descending to profanity to illustrate how very much this is putting me out.

Please stop making me contemplate the fact that a.) I was once a teenager and b.) I tried to write sex using metaphors before the age of consent, because I will post that shit and people will cry. And possibly embrace celibacy. It was that bad.

I hope we understand each other.

Love you like feet love fungus,

Seperis

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Fuzzy or Emo?: aggravated

Author: Phoenixnz
Title: The Outsider
Genre: mixed, Original Character fic
Fandom: Smallville
Characters: Clark, Lex, Callie (OC), Martha, Jonathan, Lana, Chloe, Lionel
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters
Spoilers: Season 4 on

Summary: Smallville and it's mix of characters, as seen through the eyes of a newcomer.

a/n: So I thought I'd try something a little different here. I won't say what the pairings are. But this is a story that has been on my mind for a while. And the relationships may surprise you.

( Read more... )

Tags: fiction: gen, rating: pg13, wip

Showmasters have announced their SPN con

Roadhouse

I may have already bought a ticket...

Fuzzy or Emo?: excited

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Fuzzy or Emo?: confused

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I post this every year because it's awesome. Enjoy

Fuzzy or Emo?: bouncy

SUMMARY: This story is prequel to another one I wrote called Inhaling The Different Dawn, and therefore AU.

RATING: R

SPOILERS: This is post The Truth, so anything is fair game.

DISCLAIMER: Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Proceed at your own risk. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. For recreational purposes only. Driver does not carry cash. And, as always, thank you for choosing Aloysia Airlines for your direct flight from 1013 to fanfic.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: When the previews (and early spoilers) for IWTB first came out, I wrote a fic based on a conversation Scarlet Baldy and I had about how I things might have gone between The Truth and IWTB. In that story, I had them married because rumors were flying around about a band on Mulder's right ring finger. I thought it best to cover all my bases just in case. Really though, I never saw them as the marrying type and I decided to write a prequel to explore a situation in which I could see them getting married. So...I basically fanwanked my own fic. *laugh*

Reading the other story first will help this one make more sense in places, but it's not vital.

Many, many thanks to scarletbaldy for patiently editing numerous drafts with such care, and to amalnahurriyeh for squeezing in a look-see of the final draft during a very busy time for her. The title is from Emily Dickinson's poem that begins My Cocoon tightens-Colors tease-.

Author's Notes continued at the end of Part 3.

Part 1: ( She's been looking at his eyes for over a decade and still can't make out what color they are. )

Part 2: ( She closes her eyes and breathes deeply, drawing in the smell of wet rope and wood, the music of living water. )

Part 3: ( Just the basics. No shotgun. )

Author: Phoenixnz
Title: The Outsider
Genre: mixed, Original Character fic
Characters: Clark, Lex, Callie (OC), Martha, Jonathan, Lana, Chloe, Lionel
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters
Spoilers: Season 4 on

Summary: Smallville and it 's mix of characters, as seen through the eyes of a newcomer.

a/n: So I thought I'd try something a little different here. I won't say what the pairings are. But this is a story that has been on my mind for a while. And the relationships may surprise you.

( Read more... )

Tags: fiction: gen, rating: pg13, wip

I had a dream about Bradley last night \o/

I was at some sort of musical parade thing. I was all amused because they were selling children's costumes which included Castiel and Captain Jack Harkness. Anyway, we were watching a performance by The Spice Girls (weirdly as they were back in the 90s) and when it was finished I spotted Bradley wearing one of those high visibility jackets. I went over and jokingly asked if he was wearing it so that Colin could find him when he got lost. He grinned and said that after three years of working with Colin he didn't really get lost anymore.

I think ran back to my friend squeeing because I'd just talked to him. LOL

Also had a dream that I set my hair on fire. Deliberately. It didn't hurt and I thought it looked cool. Any dream analysts want to have a bash at that?

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Hey everyone,

Sorry to be a pain but i am looking for a fic. i only remeber a really specific and random part but i hope someone knows which one i am thinking of.

It involes the boys being really tierd and going to bed and Nick telling greg to get closer until they are practically on top of each other.

Random i know. Anyone got any ideas?

Thanks xx

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